RE: A reasonably clean joke thread - 54

Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #795

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The one with the squirrel would be funnier if the bird didn’t look like a penguin.

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #796

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #795

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The one with the squirrel would be funnier if the bird didn’t look like a penguin.

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Every cartoon has it's critic. LOL

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #797

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #796

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #795

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The one with the squirrel would be funnier if the bird didn’t look like a penguin.

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Every cartoon has it's critic. LOL

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Well…I had to enlarge the image to get the joke because penguins don’t eat bird seed…they eat fish.

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I tried to post a funny cartoon after downloading it into the system but it just wouldn't insert into my message, even though it is a JEPG file. I have never had this issue before. I wonder what is going on today?

Zitat von wessie im Beitrag #802

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #801

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I tried to post a funny cartoon after downloading it into the system but it just wouldn't insert into my message, even though it is a JEPG file. I have never had this issue before. I wonder what is going on today?

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maybe they have introduced quotas on image uploads since the New Order came in

have you checked it is not a massive file size? Maybe change the file size in an editor.

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I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

A man says to his wife... I've never seen anyone argue like you.
You ask me a question...
You answer it for me...
Then tell me I'm wrong!

Here is a tough old bastard wrangling a big single through the mud. When the going gets tough, the tough keep going.

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An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up when the doctor asked how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No, what?"

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot the bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

Making do with what you have.

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