RE: A reasonably clean joke thread - 48

Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #705

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Nailed it!

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Where to get cheap gas.

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Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week’. The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.”

Here are your Thursday cartoons.

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Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Realist: That glass is filthy, I am not drinking out of it regardless of how full it is.

And then we have this interesting Bat Girl motorcycle from a TV show in the distance past. I wonder who designed her bike? Very creative, but I wouldn't want to ride it on a windy day.

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Here is a photo of my 1969 YR2-C Yamaha 350 "Scrambler".

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According to the Batmania website, "Kustomotive" did it for a price of $500 in 1966. In current dollars, that would be $4461.

Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #712

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Here is a photo of my 1969 YR2-C Yamaha 350 "Scrambler".

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The first bike I had tagged for the street was a 1974 Honda MT-250. It's amazing I survived the experience. Drum brakes, miserable lighting, the list goes on and on. Not to mention, I was young and stupid at the time.

Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #714

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #712

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Here is a photo of my 1969 YR2-C Yamaha 350 "Scrambler".

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I was in 4th grade that year

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Here are your Tuesday cartoons.

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And now for the Wednesday cartoons.

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Here are some cartoons for the weekend.

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