RE: A reasonably clean joke thread - 24

And a couple more. I love the Florida story.

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The reality of Florida stories, most often, outweigh anything you could fabricate!

Here is the latest from the very progressive state of California. A bean burrito powered car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejJ2DN_...ature=emb_title

I've just spent half an hour at my wife's grave.....
She's still convinced it's going to be a pond.

Today is just another Thursday. And also attached is a link to a Crazy Frog making the sounds that my first few motorcycles made. Don't let it drive you crazy. Thursday.jpg - Bild entfernt (keine Rechte)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3e3NB14...ature=emb_title

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Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #352

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He been fisting him for years 😉

Zitat von L2RKE im Beitrag #354

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He been fisting him for years 😉

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My wife calls my cock "The Firework".
Not because it lights up the room. Its because she holds it at arms length ever since it went off unexpectedly in her face.

Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?

A: Gifted

I went out to dinner with this fit bird last night.
She ordered the most expensive things on the menu.
I thought you grabbing bitch. So I says to her"Does your mother feed you at home like this?" No but my mother doesn't want a blow job after dinner" she says..
"Enjoy your meal" says I.

Here is how horses were created.

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No virus here.

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