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#1021 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:33 am

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#1022 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Wed Dec 27, 2023 3:37 pm

A very well dressed frog walks into a bank and straight up to the teller. He can see from her name badge that she is Patricia Whack.
"How may I help you?" Patricia asks.
"I'd like to borrow $30,000 so that I can go on a holiday." was his reply.
"Do you have any ID?"
"Yes I do." The frog produces his drivers licence. "I'm Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger"
"Well you would need to secure the loan with some form of collateral. Do you have anything?"
"Yes Patricia I do." With that the frog reaches into his pocket and pulls out a perfectly formed miniature pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her saying "I'd like to secure the loan with this. It's alright I know the manager."
Patricia looks confused but asks Kermit to wait there while she goes to speak with the manager.
She knocks on his door and enters. "There is a frog outside by the name of Kermit Jagger and he says he knows you and that he wants a loan for $30,000 to go on holidays. He wants to secure the loan with this." Showing the manager the miniature elephant Patti asks "What even is it?"
The manager takes the elephant and looks at it quizically before responding
"It's a nic-nac, Patti Whack,
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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#1023 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Wed Dec 27, 2023 8:09 pm

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#1024 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Wed Dec 27, 2023 11:21 pm

Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #1022
A very well dressed frog walks into a bank and straight up to the teller. He can see from her name badge that she is Patricia Whack.
"How may I help you?" Patricia asks.
"I'd like to borrow $30,000 so that I can go on a holiday." was his reply.
"Do you have any ID?"
"Yes I do." The frog produces his drivers licence. "I'm Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger"
"Well you would need to secure the loan with some form of collateral. Do you have anything?"
"Yes Patricia I do." With that the frog reaches into his pocket and pulls out a perfectly formed miniature pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her saying "I'd like to secure the loan with this. It's alright I know the manager."
Patricia looks confused but asks Kermit to wait there while she goes to speak with the manager.
She knocks on his door and enters. "There is a frog outside by the name of Kermit Jagger and he says he knows you and that he wants a loan for $30,000 to go on holidays. He wants to secure the loan with this." Showing the manager the miniature elephant Patti asks "What even is it?"
The manager takes the elephant and looks at it quizically before responding
"It's a nic-nac, Patti Whack,
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I never heard that joke with the Jagger addition, but I like it.

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#1025 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Wed Dec 27, 2023 11:25 pm

Here is a cartoon that was published in the UK periodical, New Scientist, that anyone who follows Space X's Starship trials should appreciate.

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#1026 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Thu Dec 28, 2023 12:02 am

Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #1024
Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #1022
A very well dressed frog walks into a bank and straight up to the teller. He can see from her name badge that she is Patricia Whack.
"How may I help you?" Patricia asks.
"I'd like to borrow $30,000 so that I can go on a holiday." was his reply.
"Do you have any ID?"
"Yes I do." The frog produces his drivers licence. "I'm Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger"
"Well you would need to secure the loan with some form of collateral. Do you have anything?"
"Yes Patricia I do." With that the frog reaches into his pocket and pulls out a perfectly formed miniature pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her saying "I'd like to secure the loan with this. It's alright I know the manager."
Patricia looks confused but asks Kermit to wait there while she goes to speak with the manager.
She knocks on his door and enters. "There is a frog outside by the name of Kermit Jagger and he says he knows you and that he wants a loan for $30,000 to go on holidays. He wants to secure the loan with this." Showing the manager the miniature elephant Patti asks "What even is it?"
The manager takes the elephant and looks at it quizically before responding
"It's a nic-nac, Patti Whack,
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

I never heard that joke with the Jagger addition, but I like it.

well, he does mostly live in his Chateau in the Loire, so it has a new connotation...but don't tell the joke in downtown Amboise...

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#1027 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:41 pm

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#1028 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:52 pm

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#1029 | RE: A reasonably clean joke thread datum

Mon Jan 08, 2024 4:59 am

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