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Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #975Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #973Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #972 If you can find a tree like the guy in the beginning of the movie The World's Fastest Indian you are good to go......
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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #976Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #975Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #973Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #972 Trees..........toilet paper. It's just natural!
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What did the Egg say to the Boiling water.......
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Diagnosed with Prostate cancer in 2012 I had my prostate removed. This left me with bladder incontinence. It is a shame that it is treated as a taboo and I am very pleased to see it in a cartoon. It really is not a big deal so keep the jokes coming and you will not get a complaint from me. |
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Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #975Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #973Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #972 As a serious answer, as I get older, I need to stop more often. I’d like some “assurance” that it will be okay if I don’t make it to the rest stop on time. We frequently call these things “adult diapers” but a diaper is supposed to handle both. These are just for incontinance.
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I remember seeing the "motorman's friend", which consisted of a small funnel attached to a hose that you ran down your leg, pass your boot, so that you could lubricate the road as you rode along. I assume that a motorman would have the hose attached to a catch bottle, though.
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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #983 condom catheter is the phrase you need to google - not tried one but used by some of my disabled clients in preference to a nappy/pad where they had control but not stamina. Usually with a bag but you could go full British Rail and just let the effluent flow out of a pipe onto the road, rear wheel, swingarm etc.
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This is either "news", or a joke...not even sure if it's funny, or frightening: |
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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #985 Add to that tats and chewing tobacco. Pretty much anything can be a lifestyle choice and all you have to do is say "I'm offended". It goes all across the political spectrum
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Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #986Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #985 I once watched a guy in a pickup truck at a stoplight open his door, lean out and spit a huge plume of tobacco juice onto the road. I thought, "Wow, I'll bet the women around him really dig that"...not. Speaking of tats, there's nothing quite so disheartening as seeing a beautiful young woman whose body is covered in tats. It's permanent, girl...WTF? |
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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #987Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #986Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #985 I don't think either of those things need to be gendered. I'd find the spitting quite offensive and I am not keen on any body art on any person, whether inked or pierced.
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Zitat von wessie im Beitrag #988Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #987Zitat von Mr. 36654 im Beitrag #986Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #985 Sorry...I'm clearly thinking in pre-modern mode. You're right, they're not gender-specific, but then neither are a lot of people these days...lol! |
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