RE: A reasonably clean joke thread - 77

Zitat von Patty Slegg im Beitrag #1140

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Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #1129

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At least there is is plenty to read while on the Bog

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CA's population continues to increase. Come visit us when you get a chance. If you don't have any money, we will take care of you.

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Four engineers were riding in a car: a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a Microsoft software engineer.

The car stalled, and they rolled it to the side of the road.

The mechanical engineer popped the hood, looked in and said "Look. The engine head bolts are loose. All we have to do is tighten them up and the car will work just fine."

The chemical engineer replied "No, that's all wrong. The problem is fuel contamination. We have to drain the fuel, filter it, and then everything will be A-OK."

The electrical engineer had a look and said "I think we need to replace the battery".

Then the Microsoft software engineer had a look and told the other three "No, I've seen this problem before. We have to get back in the car, close all the windows, shut down the car, get out, get back in, start up the car, open all the windows again, and then it will be fine."

I always thought British humor was dry and oblique. As usual, I was wrong.

Anyway, one day I related a funny incident to a neighbor. Normally, if something's funny, a person will laugh, chortle or chuckle. This woman's response (did I mention she was a "Millennial"?) was to make her eyeballs rotate like out-of-sync pinballs while her mouth contorted into a sort of "Valley Girl" cockeyed grin and she said, "That's so funnnnnyyyyy..." in a voice that sounded like Phyllis Diller being strangled by Mike Tyson, and in a way that suggested she thought it was anything but. Funny or not, her demeanor was the stuff of pure looney-ness. Now, when my wife or I say something even remotely funny, the other will say, "That's so funnnnyyyy...", while crossing our eyes and acting like we've ingested an unripe lemon.

Everything sounds like "I love you" through duct tape.

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I have a new EpiPen. A friend really wanted me to have it, just before he died.


A "joke" from my wife......

Because (I hope) we can laugh at ourselves….

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #1150

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Because (I hope) we can laugh at ourselves….

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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #1151

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It would work better if Tesla was up on the screen...lol!

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #1152

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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #1151

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It would work better if Tesla was up on the screen...lol!

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Coincidentally, on another form, one guy drives a Tesla and a Zero. He can be insufferable at times. The irony is that he openly admits that because his area gets its power from a nearby nuclear power plant, electricity is easily available and very cheap, and that’s why having EV’s is worth it over having a gasoline vehicle. Needless to say, that isn’t the case for practically every place else in America.

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Zitat von zer0netgain im Beitrag #1152

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Zitat von BEARR im Beitrag #1151

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It would work better if Tesla was up on the screen...lol!

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Coincidentally, on another form, one guy drives a Tesla and a Zero. He can be insufferable at times. The irony is that he openly admits that because his area gets its power from a nearby nuclear power plant, electricity is easily available and very cheap, and that’s why having EV’s is worth it over having a gasoline vehicle. Needless to say, that isn’t the case for practically every place else in America.

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