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Instead of cutting grass (you remember the Flymo hovercraft lawnmower that was sold some years ago, don't you?), this one flies around until it runs out of battery power then it is "tough sledding". But it should be great for getting over those nasty potholed roadways that seem to be popping up everywhere. ;)
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Indian & Irishmen

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................

You'll like this:


NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

Do you come from Galway?

The only cow in a small Tipperary village suddenly stopped giving milk, the angry villagers discovered they could buy a new cow in Cork.

So they raised the money and bought the cow, which produced milk continuously.

Happy with their success, the villagers decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. However, every time the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

Confused and upset, the villagers consulted with the local vet. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away," said a village elder." If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

The vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by any chance, buy this cow in Galway?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you know that?"


The vet replied with a distant look in his eye, and said, "My wife is from Galway.

Pretty funny, Richard...

I clearly posted those two jokes in the wrong thread. Oh, well. Another symptom of old age. At least I didn't post them under an important thread like: "which color is the fastest RS".

Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #1

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Instead of cutting grass (you remember the Flymo hovercraft lawnmower that was sold some years ago, don't you?), this one flies around until it runs out of battery power then it is "tough sledding". But it should be great for getting over those nasty potholed roadways that seem to be popping up everywhere. ;)
http://amp.timeinc.net/thedrive/tech/224...ycle?source=dam

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Zitat von duccrazydave im Beitrag #6

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #1

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Instead of cutting grass (you remember the Flymo hovercraft lawnmower that was sold some years ago, don't you?), this one flies around until it runs out of battery power then it is "tough sledding". But it should be great for getting over those nasty potholed roadways that seem to be popping up everywhere. ;)
http://amp.timeinc.net/thedrive/tech/224...ycle?source=dam

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Flymo! We sold a few of those at a lawn and garden shop I worked at in the 80's. Serious flashback, Richard

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Zitat von Richard230 im Beitrag #5

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I clearly posted those two jokes in the wrong thread. Oh, well. Another symptom of old age. At least I didn't post them under an important thread like: "which color is the fastest RS".

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