RE: Getting Older

R1200RS + R1250RS Forum � RS Lounge Area � Off Topic � Getting Older

Page 3 of 3 � Page 1 2 3 Page �

Topic settings

Print view

Jump to forum

RS-Forum New Member Introductions Forum operation, design and help guest area My ride tour reports in planning training and coaching 1200 RS technology General topics Exhausts and Engine Tyres, Brakes and Suspension Tuning and modding Electronics Warranty stuff 1250 RS technology General topics Exhausts and Engine Tyres, Brakes and Suspension Tuning and modding Electronics Warranty stuff RS equipment Navigation accessories clothing and helmet What have you done to bike Knowledge Base Knowledge Base - how it works Knowledge Base Meeting Thread RS worldwide regions Africa Asia Australia Canada Europe Europe UK Middle East South America USA Midwest USA Northeast USA Southeast USA Southwest USA West RS Lounge Area Off Topic Other Bikes buy and sell forum rules

#31 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:48 pm

What did Tony Blair say ? 'Education, Bifurcation, Biker Vacation'

R1200RS SE 2015

reply

#32 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:23 pm

I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

ASCENDING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CUNTISHNESS IN 2020

2016 Lupin R1200RS The Gentlemans Express.

reply

#33 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:15 pm

Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

Is that how long it takes to call your mate over?

these members like the post: Bravo, Tony101 and midlife crisis

reply

#34 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:32 pm

Zitat von Sanemancured im Beitrag #33
Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

Is that how long it takes to call your mate over?

You mean my fluffer?

ASCENDING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CUNTISHNESS IN 2020

2016 Lupin R1200RS The Gentlemans Express.

these members like the post: Sanemancured and Tony101

reply

#35 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:33 pm

Now where's that little blue tablet😉

Lupin Blue R1200RS SE

reply

#36 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:24 pm

Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

At my age, I need a young lad and a set of jump leads!

Bravo likes the post

reply

#37 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:19 am

Zitat von Tony101 im Beitrag #36
Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

At my age, I need a young lad and a set of jump leads!

I really think you're on the wrong site to find one of them,we're mostly over 40 on here.
Have you tried a more "Specialist " website?

ASCENDING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CUNTISHNESS IN 2020

2016 Lupin R1200RS The Gentlemans Express.

midlife crisis likes the post

reply

#38 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:27 am

Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #37
Zitat von Tony101 im Beitrag #36
Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

At my age, I need a young lad and a set of jump leads!

I really think you're on the wrong site to find one of them,we're mostly over 40 on here.
Have you tried a more "Specialist " website?

😂😂😂😂

Lupin Blue R1200RS SE

reply

#39 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:31 am

Zitat von Tony101 im Beitrag #36
Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

At my age, I need a young lad and a set of jump leads!

I�ve got cables and a bottle of hooch...is that good enough?

I�m a Notary Public. RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

reply

#40 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:27 pm

Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

Limp mode operation is a different thread.......

Old Forum Orphan

these members like the post: Dave H, KevKP and duccrazydave

reply

#41 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 4:53 pm

Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

why would you want to you've done your bit

Graham

Graham
Winskill, North West England

the long and winding road perfect for a bike

these members like the post: Sanemancured and Bravo

reply

#42 | RE: Getting Older datum

Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:33 pm

Zitat von midlife crisis im Beitrag #41
Zitat von Bravo im Beitrag #32
I've found the trouble with getting older is that it now takes 15 minutes to get another erection after ejaculation.

why would you want to you've done your bit

Graham

When I've had you once,you'll want me again..... Obviously

ASCENDING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CUNTISHNESS IN 2020

2016 Lupin R1200RS The Gentlemans Express.

midlife crisis likes the post

reply

New two-stroke engine design concept � � Congratulations to Lee's wife on 300,000 (official) miles.

Page 3 of 3 � Page 1 2 3 Page �

RE: Getting Older - 3