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Have you not tried spam curry?

Zitat von wessie im Beitrag #1

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The forum employs a janitor to tidy up.

The Janitor requests that the person who keeps leaving Spam around the place should stop.

The Janitor is running out of recipes to use up the spam and the Food Bank won't accept it unless it is still canned.

It would be more efficient to keep the Spam canned and take it to the Food Bank yourself if you do not need it.

On behalf of the Janitor, many thanks for your anticipated co-operation

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(I'm feeling a Monty Pythonesque joke building up here....)

We have some Spiced pork and Ham for sale.

Zitat von CJ the Bear im Beitrag #7

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We have some Spiced pork and Ham for sale.

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What's wrong with Spam? Save the planet! What other use is there for lips and anuses?

Besides, when I was much younger, and very much poorer, it was a highlight of my menu, sliced and fried. As the years passed, I began to have a taste for Hamper Corned Beef (Armour not being generally available in Oz). This tinned meat product meant that I didn't need a reliable fridge.

These days, actual ham, and actual corned beef (I like to prepare it in a pressure cooker with brown sugar, onion and white vinegar and an onion) win out - but Spam? Still fine.

Computer spam is another issue; as are the unending calls I get from telemarketers wanting me to save money on my household electricity bills.

Zitat von Aussie Import im Beitrag #9

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What other use is there for lips and anuses?

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I had not actually thought of the sexual overtones in my review of Spam. It was my relationship with my stomach, not my libido, that the thought of Spam generated.